Let the rambling begin! I suspect that you'll see a number of these over the next 30 days. A lot of stream of consciousness/dumb stuff going through my head kind of blogs. You're welcome, my faithful readers. *kiss, kiss*
I work in a small office with single user restrooms - one for ladies and one for the gents. Today, the ladies room was occupied for quite awhile (ewww) and after 2 big cups of coffee, I ducked into the men's room. It was... weird. Layout and decor-wise, it is pretty much a carbon copy of the ladies room. Notable differences - A LOT of magazines and no hand sanitizer. Dirty birdies.
Speaking of men (and women)... double ended dildos. Has anyone ever used one? Was it solo play (hey - I've seen videos, it happens) or with a friend? Is it as much fun as it seems like it could be? Pros and cons?
Okay - speaking of things that could go in your butt. Is ANYONE surprised that Elton John has an E.Coli bacterial infection?
My co-workers decided to pitch in money to make the most of the after-Halloween candy sales. We bought $40 worth of half-priced candy. OMG - Baby Ruth candy bars... seriously, why haven't I had one of these in my mouth before? I ate 3 mini's for lunch... serious sugar and nut buzz.
I'm meeting a group of people out for dinner tonight to celebrate my best friend's birthday and I'm already perusing the menu to see what I want to eat for dinner. It's a bad habit, but I get pretty excited about going out to eat.
I work in a small office with single user restrooms - one for ladies and one for the gents. Today, the ladies room was occupied for quite awhile (ewww) and after 2 big cups of coffee, I ducked into the men's room. It was... weird. Layout and decor-wise, it is pretty much a carbon copy of the ladies room. Notable differences - A LOT of magazines and no hand sanitizer. Dirty birdies.
Speaking of men (and women)... double ended dildos. Has anyone ever used one? Was it solo play (hey - I've seen videos, it happens) or with a friend? Is it as much fun as it seems like it could be? Pros and cons?
Okay - speaking of things that could go in your butt. Is ANYONE surprised that Elton John has an E.Coli bacterial infection?
My co-workers decided to pitch in money to make the most of the after-Halloween candy sales. We bought $40 worth of half-priced candy. OMG - Baby Ruth candy bars... seriously, why haven't I had one of these in my mouth before? I ate 3 mini's for lunch... serious sugar and nut buzz.
I'm meeting a group of people out for dinner tonight to celebrate my best friend's birthday and I'm already perusing the menu to see what I want to eat for dinner. It's a bad habit, but I get pretty excited about going out to eat.
Should I go for a tender-aged 9oz prime sirloin grilled and basted with red wine butter and served with choice of potato and seasonal vegetables
OR
A half slab of baby back bbq ribs slow cooked in a sweet, smoky sauce and barbequed to a glaze just before coming to my table, served with ginger slaw and french fries.
Your vote?
Aaaaand i just got confirmation that I can work from home on Tuesday... woot, wOOt!
Aaaaand i just got confirmation that I can work from home on Tuesday... woot, wOOt!
Suuure it was the coffee. You were just tryingto catch someone weren't you? Dirty girl :-p
ReplyDeleteI vote sirloin. I'm not a big rib fan. Lot of effort and mess for the reward.
Work from home days ate the best. Regardless of how much work is actually accomplished in betweenthe masturbating.
While I have no personal experience with double-ended dildos, a certain friend sent me a few pics of her using one of herself. I asked her to bring it when we meet up in a few weeks. Maybe then I'll have something useful to offer...
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo on working from home! :)
ReplyDeleteSirloin would be my choice too.
Long time ago, we had a double ended dildo which we used with each other. It was awkward...that's the best word, I think. Ended up getting rid of it because of that.
Have fun tonight! :)
~Emmy
sirloin!
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