Toyland...

A sweet, smart, funny woman named Emmy gave me a blog award (awwwww!) a couple of days ago. Thank you for the shout-out Emmy - you are one of my favorite reads, too!

The award calls for me to create my own Top 10 List and pass the award along to another deserving blogger. So for my list, I thought I'd give do a list of 10 Sexy Things in The Cheeks' Family Pleasure Chest. Yeah, I'm that corny.

1. The Wascally Wabbit
Hello, my dear friend. I tried a few different rabbit vibrators before I found this lovely little guy. In all honesty, I bought this one initially because it took C batteries. My theory was a rabbit with a 3 C batteries had to be better than one that took 2 AA's. I proved my theory - science is so awesome! Oh, yessssss....

2. Fur Lined Paddle
I like to be spanked and I love to have my butt rubbed. This is outstanding in those capacities.
3. The Juicer
The latest addition to our happy little family. I have had two other glass toys and was underwhelmed by them. This has changed my opinion forever. It is called a juicer for a reason - holy smokes! The handle, those bumps - the stimulation can be very intense and I've had to plead for mercy... in the best possible way.

4. Mr. Big
This was a Mr. Cheeks purchase for me. He bought it because he wanted to watch me use it while it was suction cupped to the shower wall (he has a little bit of a shower voyeur fetish). It has been used in many other ways since. Our go-to toy when a certain wanton slut feels the need for double penetration.

5. Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down
Predictable and cliche', perhaps. We don't use them often, but when someone is bad and needs to be tied to the bed and fucked... these are perfection.

6. Bejeweled
I really, really want to experience an orgasm induced solely from nipple play. I don't know if it is possible for me, but I'm pretty sure that nipple clamps of some type will need to be involved. This is my first pair... the jury is still out.
7. Ben-Wa Balls
Another gift. I've used them a few times, but I think I might be doing something wrong. Not that it feels bad, but it hasn't felt as good as anticipated. I expected to be dripping wet after using these... but dripping isn't the adjective I'd use. I think more research is needed.

8. Toro, Toro, Toro!
Oh my... a favorite "us" toy. It has a controller with 4 different speeds, but even without the vibrations... the nubs and horns and cock ring loveliness. Yes, yes, yes!

9. G-Gasms
A deceptively simple and plain looking toy, but this little g-spot vibrator it is my absolute favorite get-me-in-the-mood toy. Used alone, used with someone else taking charge, used to buzz lovingly against and inside all sorts of sensitive areas. A workhorse of a toy that has provided hours of entertainment. And a bargain at only $10!

10. Double Trouble
We actually have two of these. One is older and the vibrations aren't as intense as they once were. We use that one when I want a bullet against my clit, Mr. Cheeks in my pussy and the other bullet is used to tease his balls, perineum and anus. He cums hard and fast when I push one end ever so slightly into his ass. Good times! When we use the other one, with both bullets on/in me, I almost always have a squirting orgasm. I don't know what it is, but oh... my... god.
So... there's a peek in the toy box. I hope you enjoyed the tour. Feel free to tip your tour guide with a few pocket rockets or if you're feeling particularly generous, one of those iPod vibrator thingies. And mind you, it's not like we use these every time we have sex, but a little variety from time to time is all sorts of awesome.

Speaking of awesome... for my Great Read Award - I'd like to bestow it upon one of my favorite bloggers... Phairhead! I was drawn to her blog title, 50 Kinds of Awesome, like a moth to a flame. Turns out she's bright, funny and a Top Chef fan, to boot. A great read, indeed. =)