My weirdest Christmas moment... after washing the dishes from a brunch with my dad, I walked into the living room to see my dad sitting in his Lazy-Boy holding the gun pictured above. It's a M4 carbine something or another and he was pretty amped to show me the new laser scope/flashlight combo that he got as a stocking stuffer from my step-mother.
You might be a redneck when...
These are the moments when Mr. Cheeks looks at me and simply shakes his head.
Did your dad sit in a rocking chair on the porch with a gun like that when you went on your first date with a boy? :) :)
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ReplyDeletewow.. and people think 'cos i live in texas...
[shaking head]
Nothing says Peace on Earth Good Will to Men like high firepower.
ReplyDeleteWas the laser red? The Flashlight green? Or vice versa? Green lasers burn. Just FYI.
Did he get that at walmart? Thats when you know you're a redneck.
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