O Come All Ye Faithful...

As our Christmas weekend kicks off, I wanted to wish you all a joyful holiday and to leave you with a few "Christmas Sex Positions" that I found on the interwebs. I'm sure there's nothing "new" here for any of you dirty birds, but the names and descriptions amused me...

Merry Christmas, everyone!


The Silent Night

Great for: Quiet sex when the in-laws are in the spare bedroom.
How does it work? He lies on his back and you sit on him before carefully lying flat and extending your legs straight out. Small movements are now all you need.
The turn-ons: Small is often beautiful - the gentle rubbing should be enough to send you to orgasm
The turn-offs: It's not the most energetic of positions.
Difficulty rating: 3/5 Looks easy, but actually quite tricky to get into the right position
Fun rating: 2/5 Perfect when you need minimal movement and noise

The Stocking Stuffer

Great for: An athletic session after you've been out to a Christmas party
How does it work? You lie on your back and lift your legs in the air. Then he kneels in front you, grabbing your legs, so they wrap around his neck. Then he enters you, holding onto your legs to help control the rhythm.
The turn-ons: you get to lie back and do minimal work and he should be able to hit your G-spot.
The turn-offs: You need to be quite athletic and supple to get those legs up there.
Difficulty rating: 3/5 It's all in the leg power
Fun rating: 4/5 Good for a giggle

Baby It's Cold Outside

Great for: Feeling really close to your husband
How does it work? Lie down side-by-side and get him to swing his legs between yours and then enter you. Then he needs to bring his knees up behind your bum and start thrusting, while you lie back down on his knees.
The turn-ons: A really hot, intense position that should leave you sweating and ready for more
The turn-offs: Not the easiest position to get into.
Difficulty rating: 5/5 This will take some practice to get right
Fun rating: 4/5 Perfect for keeping out the cold


The Sleigh Ride
Great for: Orgasms - he can stimulate you inside and out
How does it work? He lies on his back and you lower yourself onto him before leaning backwards and resting your arms on his legs.
The turn-ons: You get to feel him inside you and he can also touch you with his fingers
The turn-offs: If you're not very flexible, this might prove a little difficult.
Difficulty rating: 4/5 It's all in the thigh muscles
Fun rating: 4/5 This should send you into orbit

O Come All Ye Faithful

Great for: Simultaneous orgasm
How does it work? This is a classic position with you on top, using your hands to balance either side of his head.
The turn-ons: You get to control the rhythm and he gets to play with your breasts.
The turn-offs: If he's big it can be a little uncomfortable
Difficulty rating: 2/5 You just need to keep your balance
Fun rating: 3/5 A good one if you want to synchronize your orgasms

Jingle Balls

Great for: A late night holiday bedroom session
How does it work? He lies fown on his back with his legs slightly apart. Then you slide down onto him facing his legs. You can then control the pace and also jingle his balls while you move.
The turn-ons: You're in total control and can have him begging for more.
The turn-offs: Your thighs may start to ache after a while
Difficulty rating: 2/5 One of the easier positions
Fun rating: 3/5 You'll have him in the palm of your hand, quite literally!

The Reindeer

Great for: Giving each other a Christmas present
How does it work? Get on your hands and knees and then wait for your fella to lean over you from behind. He can then wrap his arms around you and thrust.
The turn-ons: One of the best positions for an orgasm, as he can touch your clitoris at the same time.
The turn-offs: Some women find this sort of position a bit degrading
Difficulty rating: 3/5 Needs a bit of manoeuvring for you both to feel comfortable
Fun rating: 4/5 Perfect for coming together