A friend of a friend opened her own gym and it's one of those high end, fancy, exclusive and expensive joints. It is acutally a really cool gym, but it's a bit out of my price range for a place that I might end up going once a week or so. But she's been giving out free passes to come check out the facilities, try some of the classes, etc., so last night I took a Spinning class at her gym. A few things I learned;
1. I have met the devil - her name is Lindsay, she wears a headset, yells a lot and doesn't sweat nearly as much as she should.
2. I have become a lazy, lazy girl since I broke my toe. Okay, since longer than that but let's not split hairs.
3. It hurts more to walk down stairs today than it does to walk up them.
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need to ice my butt.
1. I have met the devil - her name is Lindsay, she wears a headset, yells a lot and doesn't sweat nearly as much as she should.
2. I have become a lazy, lazy girl since I broke my toe. Okay, since longer than that but let's not split hairs.
3. It hurts more to walk down stairs today than it does to walk up them.
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need to ice my butt.
Icing your butt can be sexy. I'm just sayin'....
ReplyDeleteA). Sweaty chicks are hawt.
ReplyDeleteB). You're not lazy. But while masturbation canbe energetic, it's rarely aerobic. Unless you're bad at it. And you dear, ate an expert.
C) I'll help ice if I can warm it up afterwards. Ahhhh who am I kidding. I'll help ice even if I can't ;-)
Great post. Not funny to you, probably, but hilarious at this end. I can just imagine people saying these things about me and my fitness classes. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeletenormally i would suggest sitting on your butt and scooting down the stairs but if the tushy hurts as well as the legs well then just stay downstairs...lol...thanks for the chuckle
ReplyDeleteSpinning (and bicycling in general) creates great legs. See my HNT to be posted tonight for a commentary.
ReplyDeleteAnd athletic chicks are hot.
tucchus is the best word ever
ReplyDeleteWriter here...surely you mean "tokus" or "tuchis," right? Either way, a bit of pain now may lead to some great buns later on.
ReplyDeleteMark, surely you meant 'douchebag' or 'condescending shithead'?
ReplyDeleteRoaring Lion..., there's an inside joke in my post that you weren't part of. I am certain she got it and wasn't offended. (Even the term "Writer here" is used to describe who I am so she would know, not what I am.) That said, thanks for letting me know how I sounded to those not in the know; I'll be more cautious in the future.
ReplyDeleteAwww, you boys! Lion is my very best blog friend, we've known each other for almost 3 years and he's got my back. *kisses*
ReplyDeleteThat being said - Mark, I knew you were joking around when you left your comment. But it did make me go a'googling for the correct spelling and I think I was just slightly enthusiastic with the c's... from what I could see, it is actually spelled 'tuchus'. But I'm Methodist, so what do I know?
*smooches for everyone* =)
Well shut my mouth and spank my tucchus!
ReplyDeleteCock shit motherfucker.